What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:28

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
Moonraker
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
How often do you watch the news on TV?
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?